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To cleanse ones self by applying only deodorant and cologne (or perfume). The French reference is in place because of the widely-held notion that the French are not fond of bathing on a regular basis.
Man, I got the freak on last night, woke up late for work so I had to take a French shower to make it in on time.
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The heavy appliance of cologne and/or deodorant to a male Italian body before going out for the night. Under all circumstances, the showeree deems this an adequate supplement for a conventional shower. Also to be noted: the chain, greasy hair, beater, and/or track suit.
"Nick, hurry up, you're late for your threesome."
"Hey man, hold on one sec, I gotta take an italian shower......where's my Right Guard?"
Also, See Nick Cordella
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n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.
1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."
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An alternative format of showering where one uses copious amounts of deodorant and/or dry shampoo instead of the conventional soap and water. Often used when time restrictions and/or laziness are present.
Effects can be improved by brushing teeth for twice as long also.
Recommended for days when little human contact is made. Staying in dark places and at least 1m from people at all times is suggested.
"I'm about to use the bathroom, do you need it?"
"Nah, I've already showered today"
"Really?"
"Yeah, pretty much, I had a dry shower..."
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A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.
dude hurry up we gotta go
hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower
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As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.
i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.
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To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.
Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.
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