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Shrek day is where you celebrate shrek and it is on June 4th
Omg its Shrek Day, lets watch all the shrek movies
This man is gay and old and cringe. THAT IS IT.
Shrek Obama is very gay and old and cringe.
What?
I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.
when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man
Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.
A guy code for masturbation.
Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."
The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.
An action that is so holy and pure, that our great lord SHREK decides to send many blessings upon those who completed the action.
An adjective that you use when you are at a loss of words
Yo man, I just did a shrek-tastic front flip... I feel the blessing already!