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The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.
"Bro, look at those Tyrannosaurus Shreks
when someone eats green shit from an arse
I gave maro a shrek stew last night
What?
I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.
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when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man
Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.
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A guy code for masturbation.
Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."
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The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.
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The act of plugging your eyebrows and then getting horny because they look so good, while having green stuff on your face
"Yesterday I had such a relaxing evening, I even did Shrek Roleplay
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