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the normal peace sign but tilted. means "ayo wusaap"
not used often except for taking pictures.
Mariella: "Jimmy has a pic where he's doing the peace sign sideways!"
Jimmy: "I'm just dead inside lmfaodxjdbcj"
The 'International Beer Sign' is the internationally accepted gesture for the word 'Beer'. It is used in loud environments such as clubs or when communicating with deaf people to help them understand that you want a beer.
The gesture is done by opening the mouth, placing both hands below as if holding a beer bottle, and moving them up and down while twisting the bottle.
In a club:
Man: "I'd like a beer please"
Bartender: "I can't hear you"
Man: does international beer sign
Bartender: " ah yes, beer."
When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'
Dear Cst,
I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.
(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),
( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)
1. A female that has skinny body and big head, often used as a derogatory term
3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind
4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis
(Woman)- "hey handsome, what's your name?
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!
To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!
I signed the contract.
A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
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when two vehicles approach a 4 way stop intersection simultaneously and both believe they have right away and continue to proceed, only to find they are both on a collision course, one driver eventually bails out and allows the other to pass, losing the game of stop sign chicken.
Yesterday I was cruising with my boy after a sales call when some Yo had the audacity to take me as some sort of chump and proceed through our intersection when much to his dismay I whooped that ass at a good ol fashion game of stop sign chicken putting him on notice that I don't back down.
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Going to someone's house to make out or have sex. Usually used when it happens at the end of the school year.
Hey did you see Kim come out of Ron's house? I bet they were signing yearbooks
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