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Skaterism

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.

I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.

by Maceo & Mekenzie July 6, 2019


Skaterism

The appropriation of skate culture.

"Don't wear a thrasher tee if you're not a skater, that's skaterism."

by coaster-toaster March 1, 2016


Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022


Boneless Skater

A skater who doesn’t put in real effort but instead does circus tricks in an attempt to look like he/she has skill

That boneless skater over there had me fooled I thought he was good for a second

by Dictionaryman1997 July 10, 2021


desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007


Gnarly skater

Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head

Yo dude u are a gnarly skater

by George dwarf September 27, 2019


Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.

Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"

by Platypussies December 28, 2019