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desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007


Boneless Skater

A skater who doesn’t put in real effort but instead does circus tricks in an attempt to look like he/she has skill

That boneless skater over there had me fooled I thought he was good for a second

by Dictionaryman1997 July 10, 2021


Skaterism

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.

I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.

by Maceo & Mekenzie July 6, 2019


Skaterism

The appropriation of skate culture.

"Don't wear a thrasher tee if you're not a skater, that's skaterism."

by coaster-toaster March 1, 2016


Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022


nas skater

everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.

yo bro have u heard the news?
no what is it?
johnny sins is pulling a nas skater!
yo bro no way!!

by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021


Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 7, 2010