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Tomorrow, we will be giving away free cookies, you ski?
First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
to have a nose so long that it reseambles a ski slope.
that girl's nose is so long it looks like a ski slope.
a sport wear the people who were rejected from nordic skiing because hey had no strengh and were not fast enough to do Nordic skiing. The fatter the skiing the fast they go, they can just fall down the hill. Un like Nordic where they have to ski up hills and down them.
Hey Stuart guess what i got on to the Nordic ski team, i knew all of those push ups and going to the gym every day would pay off. i am so glad i would have had to do the lazy wuss sport, alpine skiing
O that is cool dude, i didn't make it. But the alpine ski team wants me to join. I think i will do that.
Well that is cool too, have fun with that. ( Maybe he should have tryed and worked out, insted of eating and watching t.v. o well)
A slang term for a cigarette like smoke but more gay
Dude 1: "yo you have a dart ski?"
Dude 2: "na bro... but I have a chooch ski"
Ski racer, the biggest pussys on the mountain. 90% of the time their gay.
“That ski racer is such a pussy!”
A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no athleticism and could be consider a pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the chairlift for 10 minutes.
Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?
Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.