mofo sloths

A group of very close friends. Normally girls and more than 3 girls. Can also be used as a form of aggravation on a hot day at the zoo.

"Where are the mofo sloths?" -gc names

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)

PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs

Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!