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Horse Sniffer

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A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike

'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'

by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006

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codpeice sniffer

someone who sniffs codpeices (scrodums)

he's such a codpeice sniffer when we were fucking he totally sniffed my sack

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

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cunt sniffer

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt

Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken

by jisko August 2, 2007

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pouch sniffer

Someone who sniffs fat pouch

You are such a pouch sniffer!

by dged83 July 6, 2008

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Biden sniffer

A person who takes very long exeggerated Biden sniffs on very young girls. Gay men also do this to very young men.

Gay man: sniiffffffffffffffffffffffff

Young boy: Dad help!

Dad: GET TF OFF MY SON YOU BIDEN SNIFFER

Punches gay man

by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022

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bagel sniffer

A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.

person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.

by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006

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pant sniffer

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.

Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer

by gobshite March 2, 2005

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