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After I was done masturbating my hand was covered in Dragon Spit
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High pressure fart that unexpectedly carries a foul smelling liquid with it. The liquid may not be noticed immediatly but is usually stopped by underwear, bed sheets or spattered all over the toilet bowl.
Cheering the team on Betty ripped off a monsterous fart. she reallized to her horror that it was a spit fart when she did the splits
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When you fart, and its joined by some tiny companions.
person1> oops i seem to have dropped my pencil. *bends down to get pencil, and pants fall*
person2>your pants fell!
person1>oops, i have to fart.
PHHHATTTTTTTT
person2>what the, look what you did to the wall!
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wen a chick gives one guy head, while another guy takes her up the ass
she lost her virginity and got pig on a spit in one day!!!
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The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.
You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.
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After I was done masturbating I had dragon spit on my hand
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When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.
At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy
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