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Axe, or Lynx, is a Unilever-owned brand of men's deodorant, body spray. Popular with teens and desperate adult men who don't have the sense and/or money to buy a quality cologne.
AXE Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this "stuff," but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.
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A sad corporate attempt to get young men and boys to wear perfume.
TAG body spray won't get you more girls; it will only make people think you're gay. A real man would not have a fragrance and would never use TAG body spray AKA FAG body spray.
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When you shit out your chode on the bus.
Did you hear that Cody committed the chodey spray diarrhea?
A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.
Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?
Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?
A can of paint pressured by aresol. To assure even ratio between Areosol and Paint, spray paint cans have a small marble sized plastic or ceramic bearing. Each spray can's aresol and paint consistacy varies between makes. For example MonTana has a european feel with thicker paint,wheras Krylon is runny and can be administered quicker.
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something u say to someone who spits while he talks, especially if he sprays/spits on u while he is talking to u....
if someone spits too much while u talk, then say "Don't spray it, SAY it"
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When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.
Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.
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