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cheek squad

a group of men squatting naked in a circle formation

oh boy! i cant wait to go to cheek squad later!

by Cheek_Squad_Gang March 29, 2019


squad mobile

A relatively small car with an R plate which has at least five absolute lads who will catcall and shout things out of the window.
These are cars you would avoid especially while walking because you are guaranteed to get honked at.

"Omg did you just see that squad mobile go past?"
"Wait who's that shouting-oh it's a squad mobile fml"

by Neeevvv June 3, 2016


beatdown squad

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.

-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad

by sk1nnard November 3, 2006


squid squad

a group of bloodthirsty youth known for their aggressive affinity for an artist known as Adam Melchor.

“wow, twitter is quiet these days.”
“yeah, cuz the entire squid squad is in jail.”
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“what’s a fermented slop rag?”
“i don’t know, but i bet the squid squad does.”

by sqsq March 23, 2021


hurt squad

a group of particularly ugly people

*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"

by hookerboot November 11, 2013


wank squad

A group of mates who talk about wanking all the time.

Slaughty: Hey Wankel. How about you have a wank while your at it.

Wankel: Don't worry Slaughty. I already have. I'll let the wank squad know

by Hankmaster99 November 18, 2014


Ginger Squad

A group of red heads that work and rule a San Diego restaurant called Sbicca. The group consists of Crizzle, Uncle Weasel, Ginger Squirt, Freaky Dean, Daphid and The Tan Man.

The whole ginger squad was at work last night, that means shit got done the right way.

by PrimeTime420 September 3, 2009

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