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One who can not decide on just one squad to belong to.
That person is a serious squad hopper
the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:
person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.
thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.
thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.
the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.
thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad
a group of particularly ugly people
*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"
a group of bloodthirsty youth known for their aggressive affinity for an artist known as Adam Melchor.
“wow, twitter is quiet these days.”
“yeah, cuz the entire squid squad is in jail.”
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“what’s a fermented slop rag?”
“i don’t know, but i bet the squid squad does.”
A group of mates who talk about wanking all the time.
Slaughty: Hey Wankel. How about you have a wank while your at it.
Wankel: Don't worry Slaughty. I already have. I'll let the wank squad know
A relatively small car with an R plate which has at least five absolute lads who will catcall and shout things out of the window.
These are cars you would avoid especially while walking because you are guaranteed to get honked at.
"Omg did you just see that squad mobile go past?"
"Wait who's that shouting-oh it's a squad mobile fml"
The gay squad starts with the one gay but in a few years they're is only one straight member. The one gay member doesn't turn them gay. They help them relise they're hella gay just by being really fucking gay around them. The first gay is usually the most open gay. A gay preacher if you will.
Friend: "that's the gay one"
1st gay: "you right"
/A few years later/
1st gay: "that's the straight one"
Stranger: "wait are the rest of you all gay??"
7 voices: "yes but I'm /unidentifiable screaming of sexualities/"
Stranger: "a gay squad oh hell yeah!"
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