Stage one: Birth
Stage two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage three: Death
3 stages of life
Coined by: René Guemps, CEO and Founder of Negre Maron Records
Definition: A stage crasher, or “fan on stage,” also known in Haitian Creole as “Lepandyè,” is a fan who, driven by their enthusiasm and love for the music, impulsively joins the musicians on stage during a live performance. This term was created to capture the spirit of music lovers who blur the lines between audience and performer, albeit in a manner that is typically discouraged by event organizers.
“Did you see that stage crasher at the concert last night? He was a total LEPANDYè, dancing right next to the band!
When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.
After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets
Anxiety over defecating in a public restroom.
I can't go in public! I get stage shite!
Often found in the bios of 12-20 year olds; the largest demographic being high school underclassmen.
A way for 'actors' to showcase how cool and 'theatre-y' they are. (See also, drama kid).
It is important to note that real actors would never have this bio - as they don't feel the need to constantly justify to their internet friends how 'theatre-y' they are. Those who use this bio are often only interested in theater for the social aspect of it.
Often people with this bio follow pages such as "Theatre Problems"
Variations include, "U can find me center stage", "Aspiring actor", "Probably on stage", "Can't, I have rehearsal"
1. ●Becky Smith♡
● Class of 2019
● Chad 5.7.16
● Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte ❣
● You can find me center stage
2. Joe: Bro I wanna ask Becky out
Tom: Don't do it, she's one of those "you can find me center stage" girls
Joe: Exactly! She needs validation so badly, she'll be easy to nail
Tom: Idk sounds like a bad idea bro
Someone who has such creeper tendencies that they stalk pics of your family as well
That guy is such a stage 4 creeper; he saved a pic of my mom to my phone and then sent it to me every time he used a yo mama joke.
When someone is stage they are fake or tend to lie , like being staged
Antwon said he would put me on the methods, he never did bro is stage