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retort stand

It means retard because retort sounds like retard.

This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.

Guy 1: Dude go A.
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one

by Marco5py September 27, 2018

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Stand on the taps

A really bad shower that is more of a trickle than a proper shower.

Normally this involves a shower head that is over a bath, hence why you have to stand on the taps.

"I'm off to stand on the taps at Jamie's"

by SausageFingers July 19, 2009

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Standing Obation

Masturbating Standing Up.

Man I just walked in on Matt giving a standing obation.

by ILikeDoom March 17, 2015

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Grand Stand

Just like a one night stand... but for a whole week. With 3 women. At the same time. Covered in chocolate sauce. In a silk hammock. In Jamaica

Yo these nachos are better than a grand stand!

by Ginger106615 March 13, 2018

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Stand in husband

A guy who askes his best friend to stay at his house while he's out of town ect. and keep an eye on his wife to make shure anyone else don't fuck her while he's gone and as part of the agreement his best friend can't fuck his wife because it's okay because there best friends.

John is a stand in husband this week.

by Deep blue 2012 January 20, 2010

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Stand alone complex

Phenomenon where in behavior by unconnected individuals creates a seemingly concentrated effort. This behavior is copied from a previous source without an original.

In short Stand alone complex is multiple copies of a behavior, object, view, ect, existing without an original.

The laughing Man is a living example of Stand Alone Complex.

Not only did hundreds copy his works without knowing who or what he was of there own volition all claiming to be the original.

But he himself was copying a plan found floating the net without any apparent source.

by Blarny September 3, 2012

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stand alone complex

Accidental collectivism made up of detached individuals, resembling a highly organized conspiracy and lacking a deliberate origin.

The stand alone complex is from Ghost in the Shell.

by me myself & aye May 8, 2011

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