A phrase unique to the Binghamton New York area, meaning to stare at someone with awe, horror, and fascination, all at the same time.
"Don't look at me with that Ross Park Zoo Stare"
When someone has a look on their face that suggests they are about to, or have already, killed someone.
What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.
When someone has a thousand yard stare
Hey hank, quite giving me that zodiac stare, I only pissed on your shoes
Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed
when one refuses to answer a simple yes or no question by giving a blank/googly eyed stare.
"Will you pleas stop giving me the grofe stare, i just want to know what way we are going down today".
When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.
"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"
Blind devotion or trust to bizarre behavior or belief
I can't submit to that kink stare. That guy thinks he's a tranny, but he raped a 10-year-old girl in the lady's rest room.
Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.
I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.
An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"