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Going down on a really hairy girl during the heaviest flow of her period.
Me: "Timmy, why is your face all red?"
Timmy: "Cuz I woke up to some red steel wool this morning... asshole."
A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.
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1.The euphemism used by dentists to tell their dental assistant what procedure to get ready for whilst in the company of said patient. 2. The application of cold steel (extraction forceps) to a tooth thus exposing the apices of the roots of said tooth to Sunshine. 3. Curative therapy for an infection of dental origin.
What do you want to do Dr.? Cold steel and sunshine Melissa!
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The BIGGEST idiot on the face of the planet.
He's a very egotistical, narcissistic, conceited fool who's obscenely large ego derives from low self esteem. He'll also even create his own definition of himself to prove it. Has to beg his ex-girlfriend to get back together with him so he doesn't feel lonely.
"Man! i know this guy names Shawn! He acts like he's the best when he's not! I think he calls himself Irish Steele"
"Yeah. he's a fag"
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The hardest, strongest, most durable substance in the universe. This phrase is more common to those born prior to 1960. Many have used this phase, however no one knows of its true origins. They just know that nothing can beat it.
It is a damn shame that the Twin Towers weren’t made of blue twisted steel.
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To stab anothher with a metal object.
Be fearless when you carry your knife, don't be afraid to wet your steel.
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Man of Steel is an upcoming 2013 American superhero film directed by Zack Snyder, produced by Christopher Nolan, and scripted by David S. Goyer. Based on the DC Comics character Superman, the film will be a reboot of the Superman film series, portraying the character's origin story. The film stars Henry Cavill in the title role, with Amy Adams as Lois Lane, Michael Shannon as General Zod, Diane Lane as Martha Kent, Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent, Laurence Fishburne as Perry White, and Russell Crowe as Jor-El. Man of Steel will launch a shared fictional universe of DC Comics characters on film.
Development of Man of Steel began in 2008 when Warner Bros. Pictures took pitches from comic book writers, screenwriters and directors, opting to reboot the franchise. In 2009, a court ruling resulted in Jerry Siegel's family recapturing the rights to Superman's origins and Siegel's copyright. The decision stated that Warner Bros. did not owe the families additional royalties from previous films, but if they did not begin production on a Superman film by 2011, then the Shuster and Siegel estates would be able to sue for lost revenue on an unproduced film. Nolan pitched Goyer's idea after story discussion on The Dark Knight Rises. Snyder was hired as director in October 2010. Principal photography started in August 2011 in West Chicago, Illinois before moving to Plano, Illinois and Vancouver. The film is scheduled to be released on June 14, 2013, in conventional, 3D and IMAX theaters.
Premise for Man of Steel (2013)
Clark Kent is a journalist who was adopted as a child by Jonathan and Martha Kent after he was transported to Earth from the dying planet of Krypton. Raised with the values of his adoptive parents, he feels alienated because of his unique super powers and struggles to find his own place in life. When the world is attacked, he becomes the hero named Superman to protect Earth and its people.
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