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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
The equity you have in personal or own genitalia
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream
Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift
a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).
alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!