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A specialized high school where all the smart kids who either are obsessed with history or just didn’t score high enough on the shsat to get into stuyvesant. It always feels like the north pole in this little hallway of the school and so you’ll catch all the nerdy students in canada goose jackets in the summer. Don’t be fooled though, these students are also hard core druggies who smoke weed to find happiness when their history exams are making them cry every night. Harris field is the home of all the American studies Ashtrays and they can be spotted right and left but there will be the occasional holy child of god who avoids drugs and Harris field like they are a dangerous street in nyc. Don’t even get me started on the homework, all 5 hours of it. However it is number 1 ranked oh wait i mean number 2 and the kids receive so much useful information that they will of course 100% definitely use in the real world.
Sorry I go to the High School of American studies i can’t hang out because i need to study for my global test.
Bro i was so smacked at the High School of American studies the other day.
1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.
A mental condition that comes into the mind of guys waiting in the states for their long term girlfriends to return from studying abroad. It sets in about two months into the girlfriends studying abroad and causes their boyfriends to believe that they are messing around while in a foreign country. This can literally drive a man insane. However usually its true. Because why wouldnt their girlfriends fuck around with hot foreign guys that speak other languages that their boyfriends would never know about.
It can also apply to the females in the situation, whom in a normal environment in their home country would not even for a second think about cheating on their boyfriends, but third world countries are just so romantic some times that girls cant help but turn into study abroad sluts.
"Hey man when does your girlfriend get back from Germany?" "Fuck it, I know shes got study abroad slut syndrome over there!" "How did you find out?" "I dont actually have any evidence Im just making assumptions but I know im right!"
"Hey girls, Renzo is going to take me home for the night! Wooooo!" "Aww, did you and your boyfriend at home break up?" "Im only going to be in Chile once! Im a study abroad slut!! He'll be waiting when I come home"
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A special division of Glenbrook South and North with 120 students at any given time, 30 students per grade level, that have special privileges. These unique species commonly affiliate themselves with hardcore debate, classical music, too much technology, and often have nothing better to do than their homework. Students in the "Academy" are often labeled "Academites".
Typical conversation between a teacher and a student from the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:
Teacher: Who are you?
Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--
Teacher: Yes.
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SSS (Study Stimmy Shits) is when you're in college and are taking Adderall (Amphetamine), Ritalin (Methylphenidate), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Prolintane, 4F-MPH, Propylhexedrine, Nicotine vape or gum, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Caffeine and get the shits! It's a college student's worst nightmare. Modafinil, Nicotine gum or vape, Caffeine, and Arecoline Hydrobromide especially has the side effect of diarrhea and sulfer smelling urine, and the occasional headache. So eat more food and stay hydrated with water and Gatorade (to replenish electrolytes).
Johnny: I been taking Modafinil, Nicotine vape, ArcoFuel (Arecoline Hydrobromide), Caffeine, and Ritalin for weeks and all of a sudden, I got extreme Diarrhea! I have to take a break from these stimulants. I got SSS (Study Stimmy Shits)
A collection of at any given time 120 or so high schoolers lacking enough social skills to adequately communicate and so smart they could probably end world hunger if they weren't so busy discussing it. Known to have affinities for debate, music, technology, etc. Often abbreviated simply to "the Academy."
Conversation regarding the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:
A: Dude, my brother hasn't left his room in about a year.
B: Why not?
A: It's cuz he's in the Academy. He needs a life.
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Founded to be a leading path for the future generation to rule the world with mind broadening education, the Academy hosts an eccentric cast of characters. Each brilliant student has a superiority complex they are unwilling to admit to, an unhealthy obsession with something they should have stopped liking in middle school, and a strange bond over lasagna (must be free trade). A group that could succeed in world domination if they weren’t too busy yelling at each other at three am telling one another to go to bed. From an outsider’s point of view, you really can’t tell if they all hate each other or love each other. Either way, they’re hilarious to watch.
Dude, your sibling is in the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies? How’s their Percy Jackson obsession? How’s their stubborn burn out waiting to happen? When do they start their homework? I bet they start it at 3 am, right? Do they have any friends outside of Academy? How many of them want to pursue a career in humanities? How many of them threaten to run away to a cottage in the middle of nowhere at the slightest inconvenience? Wow. What a bunch of geeks.
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