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A disease marked by a level of lack of intelligence and common sense so deep, so aberrant, so impossibly incurable by any means whatsoever (conventional or otherwise) eventually leading the afflicted individual to perform some act ensuring demise and subsequent enormous amounts of ridicule by society at large for decades to come.
In cases where only the malignantly stupid subject him/herself falls victim to an act leading to self-extinction, nomination for a Darwin Award is in order, having removed themselves as potential polluters of the gene pool and propagation of malignant stupidity in future generations.
However, in cases where an uninvolved or otherwise innocent party/parties has the misfortune of being in close proximity to said act, resulting in death or injury to said party, the afflicted individual's qualification for a Darwin Award has been annulled even if they themselves died in commission of said act.
1. Having suffered from malignant stupidity since childhood, one could hear an audible sigh of relief from the gene pool the day Steve decided it was a GOOD idea to use dynamite to make holes for ice fishing; he EARNED that Darwin Award, the hard way.
2. Steve lost his chance forevermore at receiving a Darwin Award when it was discovered that his brother Jerry was fishing on the lake that day as well, unable to flee for cover before the load exploded, cracking the ice, and Jerry fell in. It is truly a shame that rescuers were unable to find his body until the spring melt, although they did manage to scrape bits and pieces of Steve off the ice.
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Something someone calls you as an insult (typically a Jesse).
Frida: Wait, so, 10 x 10 isn't 120?
Jesse: No, you stupid beta. It's 100.
Terminal Stupidity - The combination of three factors: Lack of knowledge, lack of wisdom, and lack of concern, that endangers the lives of individuals afflicted with the condition, or those around them.
All three factors must continue for a substantial period of time for an individual to be considered "terminally stupid." The condition is often characterized by the attitude contained in this phrase: "I don't know, it don't matter, and I don't have to care."
Terminal stupidity is NOT a natural condition. It is a condition chosen by an individual, group, or corporation - but it is not a permanent flaw.
If the afflicted person or group can be educated with facts; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be informed by wisdom and experience; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be made to understand how a specific situation or decision does, in fact, concern them;
THEN... They are not terminally stupid.
Simply being ignorant, inexperienced/unwise, or arrogant/hubristic (uneducated/uninformed, unwise, or uncaring) does not make someone terminally stupid.
All three conditions MUST be met.
"Those corporate fuckers are terminally stupid! Someone's gonna die thanks to their terminal stupidity!"
"That crazy hippie wannabe is terminally stupid, tying himself to the top of that tree. He's gonna end up dead that way."
"Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and George W. Bush were terminally stupid in deciding to go to war in Iraq."
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The point when a statement has become so stupid that it is impossible to continue with anything that could be considered even close to rational or intelligent.
Guy 1: Justin Bieber isn't half bad dude.
Guy 2: Dude, you just crossed the stupid horizon.
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1. A term that generally refers to people who conduct retarded acts or display excessive juvenile behavior.
2. Refers to a group or collection of pathetically stupid kids, where the 's' in kids (or kid's) is dropped and replaced with 'z' to denote their stupid nature.
3. Kids that act like retards usually to get attention who inadvertently embarrass those with real mental disabilities.
4. A group of stupid kids that ascend beyond the levels of average stupid kids.
Example 1:
<Jimmy>: hey wtf is that guy doing to that stop sign?
<Timmy>: that my friend would be a stupid kid trying to attempt an ollie, with a dislodged stop sign... oh look he's got his lighter out, guess it's not a challenge unless it's on fire too. Dear lord, his friends are video taping it.
<Jimmy>: lol, stupid kidz!!
Example 2:
<Stupid Kid>: Screw it, this algebra blows. Hey dude, wanna leave class and play hacky sac?
<Dude>: No way man, I'm not gonna skip class to toss around some frikken bean-bag!
<Stupid Kid>: You suck! *smacks him with hacky sac*
<Dude>: aww fuck! wth!?! *throws said sac back in retaliation*
<Stupid Kidz Stupid Friend>: c'mon bro, let's get wasted... we don't need this turd. *smacks dude with his own sac*
<Dude>: *throws the second stupid kidz hacky sac out the window* Fetch bitch!
<Stupid Kidz>: *flips off the dude and make their way out the window*
<Teacher>: *hears dude* That will be detention for you mister!
<Dude>: asswipes! damn those stupid kidz!
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A black hole that grows inside your life sucking in everything that ever mattered to you. Without even knowing it, you lose your mind and feeling to this void of damages and pain.
Like some monolithic creature from a Lovecraft tale, it warps reality from the corners of love and time, to the shadows of hate and deceit. Madness ensues and lays claim to your money, friends, family, and soul.
This is the danger of meeting a stupid wife, and the worst part is, that most men invite this deathly grip on normal happy life all on their own.
Stupid Wife comes into the house and yells about issues that NO ONE gives a dam about but her and then yells at the house for existing while she still has dick and Gin on the breath.
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