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Someone who seems sophisticated and polished on the outside but turns out to be an idiot once you get to really know them.
"Why don't you ask Tim for help on this?"
"I can't. Tim's a subtle suit-- he'll just mess it all up."
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The suckass boyscout uniforms required by all scouts to wear. Usually consisting of short shorts, knee high socks, skin colored shirts with nipple buttons, and a fruity scarf, if you're not embarrassed while wearing it in public you're probably socially retarded.
Me: Hey Kevin! I noticed the scoutmaster was watching you as your balls hung out of the short shorts of your Fruit Suit today.
Kevin: Yeah, he made me rub bug lotion on his chest while we we're wearing our fruit suits and they just kinda slipped out of the short shorts like usual.
Me: Yeah, at least you don't have to wear your Fruit Suit when you two are sharing his sleeping bag together.
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Additional living space over a garage or in the basement consisting of its own entrance, bedroom, bathroom and living space. Common space, such as laundry rooms and kitchen, are usually allowed. The living space is generally anywhere from 300 to 700 square feet and is occupied by a person or family member born in the 1980s or 1990s.
Renting out my millennial suite sure helps pay for my mortgage and taxes.
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When a woman wears a one piece jumpsuit and had a very prominent camel toe.
What is Mia wearing, her camel toe is showing?!?
It's clearly a Coot suit!
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The act of getting a blowjob from your hotel maid.
John: "Ah man, on my business trip to Chicago my hotel maid gave me my pancakes then gave me a blowjob!"
Joe: "You mean a Suite tooth?"
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some weirdo from egypt who thinks america is better than britain and walks around in a purple suit attracting all the men when in reality they only go near him to see if his armpits really do smell like chicken as the legends state.
“did you see purple suit today? his armpits really do smell like chicken aaaa”
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The polar opposite of strong suit
Man, remembering names and faces is definitely my weak suit
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