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It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.
Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."
Rubbing your cock between a pair of tits
I Didn’t quite get the message that now was not the best time to have a swim between the flags
When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off
Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!
the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.
Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.
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to learn how to use the penis better
Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.
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When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.
Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!
Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.
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