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When you are the only guy in a girl friendgroup. They usually act gay but they only want to take the girls to bed
Guy 1: Bro Joe already fucked Emma and Jasmine too
Guy 2: I knooow he totally has olaf syndrome
Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.
Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"
Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"
Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."
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Emir Syndrome is basically a syndrome that one can have. Person with Emir Syndrome will never look at chat or messages you send, even if they do they won't pay any attention.
Basically a person with this syndrome will send same thing you sent to them or in group chat right after you or someone sent it and act like you/them didn't.
It comes from guy named Emir who used to do this all the time.
Person 1: *sends a meme*
Person 2: HAHAHAHA, that is such a good meme.
Person 3: Omg, never laughed so much in my life.
Person with syndrome: *send the exact same meme*
Person 1: Dude you have Emir Syndrome, stop it...
MrTinkertrain is a user on IRC who cannot be identified by any other users on the network but knows who everyone else is.(exception to Admin and higher staff)
This causes 'Tinkertrain-syndrome'
Tinkertrain-syndrome: An IRC virus/infection which effects the curiosity of the victem(s).
Early warning signs of Tinkertrain-syndrome include denial, slight hate and mild begrudging curiosity.
The full blown Tinkertrain-syndrome infection/virus leads to insanity, voilent rage, rage /quit's and excessive pm's begging/pleading to find out the persons identity.
This can be adapted to other nicknames and other users on any network. The first case of this infection/virus was named after the first user not able to be identified.
MrTinkertrain is the original to the Nevitus IRC server. His true identity is still unknown.
Many have fallen in the quest to find it out... God rest their souls.
Warning logs are from the original MrTinkertrain users are advised to read with caution.
(Victems names have been changed)
Public chat example:
*MrTinkertrain joins #lobby
<MrTinkertrain> Hey 'real name of user1' and hey 'real name of user2'
<user1> Hi, who are you?
<user2> Yeah who are?
<MrTinkertrain> A friend.
<user1> No seriously who are you and how do you know my name?
<user1> Does anyone know who MrTinkertrain is?
<user2> No but he knows us....
**user2 cries
Pm example:
<user1> Who are you MrTinkertrain ?
<MrTinkertrain> I'm sorry i have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> Give me a clue?
<MrTinkertrain> No, sorry.
<user1> But you know who -I- am.
<MrTinkertrain> Yes i do.
<user1> So tell me who you are?
<MrTinkertrain> Like i said, I have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> You're user2 arn't you? I knew it!
<MrTinkertrain> You're incorrect.
- 5 mins of silence pass-
<user1> FUCKING TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
<user1> YOU FUCKING DICK !
<user1> FUCK YOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE
This conversation will repeat over and over again. The user become more and more curious leading to irrational behaviour and other symptoms thus catching Tinkertrain-syndrome.
Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
When a person believes that a girl feels so much pity for them that they actually like them.
"I feel bad for Brandon. He actually thinks Sam likes him. Just another bad case of Mercy Syndrome."
The Condition in which u result in when you may or may not talk or walk or be friends with oolesh
Sadhoon,Oolesh,Bengu,Harmith
Recent victims :Sharon
OOLESH SYNDROME