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Tab Monster

A web browser window with more tabs open than any human could reasonably keep track of. Typically the result of a research paper you're writing, or a Wikipedia-Odyssey. A plague to your CPU and mental health.

I knew this essay was a mess when I realized I had created a tab monster on my computer. I could barely keep them all straight, and I couldn't wait to hit that juicy, juicy X in the corner of my screen when I was done.

by minferno May 2, 2020


Tab Monster

when someone uses a million and one tabs simultaneously in a web browser

Jessica is such a tab monster! she had 27 tabs open in chrome yesterday!

by aphantomdolphin May 8, 2018


Drop the tabs

Trimming out a boat to get on plane faster.

Ricky: “Yeah I dropped the tabs on this guy, never saw him again.”
Jimmy: “Wow buddy that’s great. Fill it 100 octane?”

“Drop the tabs”

by Howyabeendoin October 11, 2020


gestapo tab

Coined to define the ‘for you’ tab on Twitter, which has a constant feed of right wing political views.

Hey have you clicked the Gestapo tab today, they’re saying their going to start taxing air…

by March 24, 2023


*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019


bunk tab

Either an LSD/Acid tablet which is has little to no potency or has been laced with an other drug

Fiend 1: Bro these tabs aint doing anything
Fiend 2: I told you not to buy those bunk tabs

by kill infant sons December 9, 2022


New Tab

New Tab is very annoying when you look at your computer tags and see it. You think to yourself, "Why do I have a New Tab in the middle of all my other tabs?" And you think, "I'm going to close that New Tab." But you never do.

I SAY THIS FROM EXPERIENCE

NEW TABS ARE ANNOYING

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022