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The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.
Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.
When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper stacks up so high that it tickles your ass and balls when you flush
That shit I just took was a taint tingler
The taint, or commonly known as the gooch. As the saying goes, "It taint ass and it taint balls!"
John was acting like a fool, so I kicked him in the taint piece.
when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled
aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint
when shitting in a public restroom, one may be afraid to rest your phone on a strange surface. the only other option is to rest it in your underwear as a safety net. depending on how the long the wipe takes, one may forget to remove the phone. once the pants are pulled up and snug, you may dial the phone with your taint
Damien: "i was on the toilet so long the other night, i forgot i rested a mean game of angry birds on my drawers. wouldn't you know when all was said and done, i taint dialed my mom. plus, the phone smelled like burnt tacos for a week."
butt dial
pocket dial
When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.
I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.