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Tard-Tacular

Retardedly Spectacular = Tard-Tacular.

You are one fucking tard-tacular shit head.

by Mike's Lil' Elf April 23, 2003

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tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

by swimmer man July 4, 2015


Tard Boy

A person of any gender or race that acts in such a way that he/she makes everyone in their vicinity reconsider being around them.

Did you see that kid Johnathan trying to show off at that party yesterday? He’s such a tard boy.

by anti-tardboy October 26, 2017


tard wing

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly

I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.

by @WhiplashPntz April 26, 2022


alarm tard

Someone who sets multiple alarms. When each alarm goes off the alarm tard hits the snooze button as many times as possible. These people know exactly how many times they can hit snooze befor they are cut off too. That is why they have set multiple alarms. The alarm tard generally will make sure alarms are going off every 10 minutes for hours prior to their actual wake-up itme... HOURS!!!!

Alarm tard/alarm (ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man:WTF!!!

by Dj Ezdik February 27, 2014


Dee-tard

Dee-tard also know as Deekwador Dee-scrace

a total retard with with horse like features.
tends to create disaster and disfunction with their mere presence.
Has an obsession with mirrors and specialises in knife throwing..
also pretends to use mobile phone when in uncomfortable circumstances..

"..AAAAHH I just got stabbed! in the back!!"..."fuck i got nailed by the Deetard!!"

"..did you hear about the bomb that went off at the gym today?!"...."apparently some Deekwad walked through the front doors with a dee-scraceful horse head and totally deetarded the place!"...
What a fucking Dee-tard!

also appears to be tough as nails but actually quivers inside at the thought of crossing the BerryGood path of KellyTown...

by Miss FingPissed February 9, 2010


K-Tard

A Twitter retard who contributes nothing to an argument by posting Kim Chung Soo or some other random K-Pop singer, whilst also begging for you to "Stan" them.

Shut up, K-Tard

by Legit not a troll June 14, 2020