The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....
A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.
Robbie Jones your a major Tech
Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.
Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.
A term used when you loathe slow or non responsive technology.
Jason: Damn that internet connection!
KC: I see you got your Tech Hate on.
A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.
My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?
Or
My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.
Come here to be an Electrical Engineer, because fuck Mechanical Engineers.
Dude: Yo I got into Virginia Tech
Man: Word
A superior faction of technological 1337's from John Fraser Secondary School in Mississauga Ontario. They still to this day continue to grow and pwn the tech world
"The tech army just pwned the lighting computer"