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When a women usually a sister has her period and then you unwrap a condom, and fill it up with her menstrual blood then, take the condom and use it to have intercourse with them.
Hey did you hear what Jim did with his sister last night? yeah i heard he had a tennessee hot dog, i did the same with my mom last night.
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When a male cums into females mouth and then decides to make out with her after. During this process the female and male swap the cum between eachothers mouths.
During intercourse today RJ told me that him and his girl love Tennessee tongue twisters after intercourse.
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The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.
I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!
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A Tennessee Chili Dog, is when a man decides to engage in anal sex with a partner experiencing diarrhea, and after sex, pulls out his erect penis(aka the hotdog), with remnants (aka chili) left upon the penile shaft. I think you get the point after that. Why are you looking this up anyway?
Micheal, having the strong sexual desire to experience diarrheal chunks on his penis, decided to find a partner willing to give him a Tennessee Chili Dog.
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ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
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When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole
“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”
A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.
“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”