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A sport were the players like to play with balls in more than one way
Tennis is Pretty cheap but if your committed you will need to buy a $30.00 pride flag
A short and not so intelligent person.
Mario = "Wow, look at Tennie she is kind of short."
Karry = "I heard she had bad grades"
To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.
My girlfriend’s mother is so fit I wish we could play tennis doubles
A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.
Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!
Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.
I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.
After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.
Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that
Bro 1: *slap*