To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)
My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him
The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.
I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
Vagina Gonorrhea Sexual Health Condoms
A "soak test" is the part of video game testing where the game is started and the character is made to stand around for hours. It is used to detect crashes brought on by memory leaks and other faults in the game engine.
Today we will start Halo 3 and give it an 8-hour soak test.
A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.
Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.
A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.
Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.
The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.
Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place
Is considered bad manners in some situations
Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes
Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"
Johnny: "What an ass..."
Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"
an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level
*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"