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Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.
an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level
*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"
The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.
Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place
Is considered bad manners in some situations
Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes
Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"
Johnny: "What an ass..."
Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"
The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)
You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)
The Chicken Test is a test thought and created by Ali boring (or Ali boring 2 when he is at work) and has the purpose of determinizing whether you are a chicken or not by asking you one simple question about the outcome of a Twilight Flame 50k match in a game called Command and Conquer Zero Hour.
If he doesn't agree with the outcome that you are suggesting then you are a chicken.
For now, everyone failed the test but one person. Abdo. Sadly, we never knew what outcome he suggested since his explanations didn’t go any further than stuttering the same sentences which are <<Can I Say Somesing ?>> <<Let me finish blease>>
In-between the people who ended up being a chicken we have : Excamp, Mamo (aka << Al Kalb >>), Simple (aka <<Al Ajnabi>>)
Warning : If you turned out to be a cat in a previous test you may end up being a chicken and cat hybrid. So do It at your own risk
Excal after failing the Chicken Test : This isn't Excal this is a chicken
Superspide after failing the Chicken Test : Superspide ? you mean Superchicken?
A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
A picture you temporarily post on your profile to get a good idea of how others will respond to it, before making the photo widely viewed.
I put up a test picture on Facebook, but no one commented on it, so I won't make it my profile picture.