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When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.
Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.
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1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.
2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.
3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time
4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees
The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.
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Texas tornado
A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...
When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.
“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”
The official name of Texas when it was a sovereign state
The Republic of Texas could rise again, considering, y’know, it’s Texas.
A large belt buckle with a unique owner name.
Nah, no need to get his name - it's right there on his Texas ID - "Bubba"
Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.
Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?
Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!