thank u next

cultural reset that ended your favs

people with taste: "omg thank u next is that b1tch"

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Thank the Dark Gods

Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.

Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!

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Coattail Thank You

Any additional thank you's added to an original thank you. A coattail thank you requires less sincerity and initiative.

Boy 1: Hey Dad, thanks for buying us this yacht!

Boy 2: Yeah thanks.

Boy 1: You're stealing my thank you! That was a coattail thank you!

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Thank God It's Black

when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.

Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black

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slang for thank you

thanx or thanku

slang for thank you examples r:

thanx so much for doing that
thanku for helping me w that

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thank you portion

Getting what you really want.

“Screw starvation!” yells Oprah (no, not that Oprah). “Screw Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Paleo, Keto, raw, Mediterranean, Noom! I’m on this planet just one time (I think) and I want a bowl of hot fudge sauce decorated by a little dab of ice cream! To be followed a full bowl of sweet, sweet whipped cream. That’s just for starters. I'm saying no to no thank you. I want a thank you portion!”

“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”

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thanks for rolling with a brother

A phrase used to thank someone for going somewhere or hanging out. The phrase was coined by a shock jock out of D.C. named Elliott. The proper response to this phrase is "thanks for letting a brother roll"

As Marc got in his truck to leave he said "Thanks for rolling with a brother", Jason in return said "Thanks for letting a brother roll".

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