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A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.
Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
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People say this phrase referring to the song called “munch” by Ice Spice on TikTok.
“You thought I was feeling you?
That nigga a munch
Nigga a eater he ate it for lunch
Bitch I'm a baddie I get what I want like”
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The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.
Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?
Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.
Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.
Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.
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The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
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Something your crush says after you say that you like her
Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever
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a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme
Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"
Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"
Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"
A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.
To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.