In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.
dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.
Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with
Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist
The shittiest weed known to man
"Hey man this weed is great, try it"
"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."
how to call hispanics the n word, same way black people are called the plain and simple hard r and arabic people are called sand niggers, dirt nigger is what to call mexicans or anything below the rio grande (we all know THEYRE the same thing anyways)
KKK MEETING
KKK1 : "What a spic"
KKK2: "Actually thats an old term, the grand master dragon wizard said from now on we call them dirt niggers"
Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.
Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...