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When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
I had to poop sooooo bad but when I sat down, nothing. I just dry fired.
When there is beef between people and you're a bystander and you think the roast is going to go down and things are going to get worse you grab a friend for backup A.K.A your Fire Rescue.
'Finally, the Fire Rescue is here.'
in reference to defication
I have to fire a torpedo
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The desperate need for sex after bereavement.
I thought widow fire had calmed down but ...
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A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.
There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.
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A punk-revival band from Ukiah, California, started in 1991. Started by Davey Havok, Adam Carson, Geoff Kresge, and Mark, the band has evolved from a hard-hitting punk band to an almost legendary group with a genre all their own, complete with a "new" lineup. Davey and Adam still remain as vocalist and drummer, but Jade Puget has replaced Mark on guitar and Hunter has replaced Geoff as bassist. A Fire Inside, better known as A.F.I., has a current total of eight albums and many other EPs. Their most recent CD was released on June 6th, 2006, and is titled "Decemberunderground". A.F.I. has a huge fanbase with some of the most diehard fans that one will ever witness, and the band continues to enrapture the hearts of troubled youths worldwide with their addicting, cult-like atmosphere and presence.
"Man, A Fire Inside's album 'Answer That And Stay Fashionable' is awesome!"
A.F.I. does NOT stand for the following:
Asking For It
A Fucking Idiot
American Film Industry
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