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nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.
Nola jones rides a bike.
Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.
Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?
Lily jones :amazing
Lily jones is the best person ever
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Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones
An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.
Bro...When Keegan Jones talks Keegan Jones Speaks...
A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.
I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.