Orca Puss

1. Noun; the vagina of a huge, fat, whale of a woman; the type of woman which would frequent an all you can eat Chinese buffet
2. Verb; to have sex with a large whale like woman

You are drunk at the club and last call has just happened and would like to get laid. In your drunken haze you try to have sexual intercourse with a large fat woman or trying to get some of that "Orca Puss".

A large woman walks into a store and you say to her, “Hey baby let me get some of that “Orca Puss”.

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whiskey-puss

The failure of a women to climax after consuming large amounts of alcohol and participating in oral sex. Opposite of whiskey-dick(male version) no amount of oral stimulation will bring one to orgasm.

I went down on my wife and licked her clit for 20 minutes, she said "I drank too much, Your gonna have to lick forever cause I have a case of whiskey-puss."

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Stinker Puss

To be a loveable yet complete jerk at the same time.

"Your my stinker puss"

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puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

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uncle puss

when youre bangin out a hooker all nasty and your buddy is in the closet listening.

scott pulled the uncle puss while he was at my house.

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Puss Nugget

1.) A mysterious, unidentified object that appears out from the vagina on rare occasions. It comes in a variety of colors, but generally has a polka-dot hue. It is bumpy, and has the same texture as silly putty, although very difficult to shape or form.

2.) A person who is or acts annoying and rude, usually significantly more rude or annoying than most assholes, shit heads, or jerk-offs.

1.) If you start to eject puss nuggets more frequently than normal, you should see a doctor as soon as possible.

2.) What a puss nugget!

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Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots refers to the girls that can be seen at clubs & festivals wearing the now popular cowboy boots with short skirts

Man my neck hurts!!!

Why?

There was puss in boots running around everywhere at the Big State Festival

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