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A group of male students that went through a lot of academic hardships but helped each other. As a result, they all got high grades because they helped each other.
Huya ka? Taga SSR (Smart Students Republic) ka. Ang taga SSR (Smart Students Republic) ya way na huya!
Students' Sunday Night Syndrome is one of a student's most common anxieties. It's the feeling when you are sure you have no homework, but you are suspicious that you missed something or forgot an assignment. You feel free, but also a nagging anxiety that you're going to have to stay up late on the Sunday Night and work on it when you remember.
Students' Sunday Night Syndrome is often one of the symptoms of hardcore procrastinators.
Most of us with Sunday Night Syndrome react with sleeplessness or we just don't give a fuck and prepare for Monday Morning Homeroom Syndrome.
A: Yo man, why are you up so late
B: I have Students' Sunday Night Syndrome..I feel like I forgot an assignment
When you're giving a girl the beans so hard she continues to call out your name.
*Me laying pipe*
Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?
A 45-year-old undergraduate college student who dropped out of high school, realized that they'll never get a good job, got their GED, and is studying hopelessly for a degree. Natural habitats for these creatures primarily include second-rate community colleges and technical schools.
After dropping out of high school and spending 25 years as a janitor, Joe got a GED and became a non-traditional student at the local community college.
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A movement that seeks to have university students payed to study and go to class. The idea is that if america needs educated people then it should pay for its educated people instead of getting them for free. This movement was born out of students outrage over the high cost of an education.
John is in the student university pay movement.
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A person who, while gifted in the art of chemistry, biology, and other bodily issues, knows the most exotic women a campus has to offer. What separates a male health science student from the Average Joe on campus is the ability to know nothing on how to talk to a woman, without presenting himself as a complete idiot. The given effect of this is second hand embarrassment to both parties in the conversation, plus any bystander within a ten meter radius.
That health science student over there is making a complete idiot of himself in front of that beautiful woman. Now I've got second hand embarrassment.
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1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.
Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.
Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !
Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?
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