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Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.
Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
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Naval terminology. To achieve air-tight integrity of the ship's citadel. To achieve air-tight integrity of your arsehole after a night of lager and curry. To prevent a "sharting".
You going to be ok carrying the Queen mothers coffin after last nights run ashore chef? - Don't worry lads, my aft funnel is at Zulu Alpha.
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Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
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When a person puts down another person in an attempted to keep a higher status in a certain activity/subject
Person 1: *acting funny*
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
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Kids born between 2010-2025. Little pieces of shit that can't stand to be away from technology too long. Like to bully people on roblox and make fan accounts on tiktok for dumb hoes that got cancelled 725289 times.
look at this gen alpha trying to argue about something they have no idea about!
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Possibly the greatest Halo tag-team ever to play the game. Rumored to have dropped out of Harvard University to play professionally in Japan.
Tyler: Wha'd you do tonight man.
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!
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A female that typically falls into the leadership roll among other females. Much like a pecking order for social cliques, when two "alpha chicks" come into social contact, there is some aggressive posturing until one "alpha chick" reins leader. The loser "alpha chick" will then be ostracized from the social clique.
Johnna and Laura were both alpha chicks, but then they attempted to become friends, Johnna's will proved to be stronger and Laura was ostracized from the group.
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