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When you lather yourself up with maple syrup and politely wrestling around on the floor with your good friends.
Aye. i just got groceries! I will get the Canadian Slip'n'Slide ready in the kitchen. Aye.
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Basically a cock....just Canadian
Calvin has a great cock, he's got the Canadian Cock
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To lose control of yourself by way of drinking an exorbitant amount of alcohol, shot after shot perhaps one may say. In such loss of control, one wakes up not remembering what just took place the last 6 hours of their life, startled in the back of a random empty Chrysler 300, with Canadian money in their pocket.
After a long wedding weekend, a man named Brett stumbled home walking to the other side of the dirty Black River. This was after pacing 100 yds back and forth 6 or 7 different times, and finally choosing the right direction to start walking in. All the while praising God his bum did not feel violated. Brett may have traveled to Canada, we or he will never know, but at least he got home in one piece. Ex: Brett was Canadian Money'd last night. Or; You're so Canadian Money right now you don't even know it. Or; I was so Canadian Money'd. Also; I was rich with Canadian Money last night.
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Salting the rim of a glass of beer.
Nothing better on a warm Sunday afternoon than drinking a beer with a Canadian Rimjob.
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When you jizz into a cup, and put a popsicle stick in it and freeze it. When frozen it is a delectable treat for the ladies.
Mark: "Hey baby want a Canadian Jizzsicle?"
My main bitch: "Yes I want to lick your frozen jizz."
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Right before the moment of ejaculation while having doggy style the male reaches around and knocks out the girls hands from under her.
I knocked out her hands and rode her like a Canadian bobsled
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Canadian stereotypes eh? well zed that's just jokes. I mean we love our maple syrup and all, in fact the mounties, when they go beaver and albino hedgehog hunting they lure them out with maple syrup. The mounties like to stay in Eskimo igloo motels for just a loonie or a toonie a night. short on toonies? just crash on a friend's chesterfield, even enjoy a hockey game on the tv while eating some macaroni and cheese. on your way back to the big city, Toronto, (which has a smaller population than brooklyn) maybe grab some poutine.
Stefano is a walking canadian stereotype.
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