church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer

We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.

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church shoes

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

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church creeper

any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....

Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....

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Church Whore

A female who goes to more than one church in earch of a decent christian boy to date

Grace became a Church Whore when Monica her to go to the church down the street as well as her own church in order to get a dsecent selection on good Christian boys to date.

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churched out

you've gone to curch waaaaay to much !

"No thanks Bouve, I don't want to go to church with you today -- I'm all churched out from catholic school."

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church

Refers to having, or having had, sex. It is a means by which lovers may unceremoniously compliment their partner, and / or their performance in general, as being an earth moving, supernatural experience. A characteristic is that one or both of the participants yells "God!" one really good time, or multiple times. If one, or both, of the participants had to bite a leather belt, themselves, or their partner to prevent yelling "God!" then that also qualifies...shoving one's face into a pillow can be debated.

"We had church last night."

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Church Socks

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.

Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.

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