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The cracker county of Washington that no one likes unless they cook meth you have to lock your steering wheel so your car doesn't get stollen
We just entered mason county my iq went down 10 points
A county surrounded by city slickers and is in the middle of nowhere a place filed up with rednecks cowboys and hicks ain’t nothing to do here.
Yadkin county is a redneck area
"Wuria County right? It's when you enter a certain place, but you have to feel as high as Faisal, you know Faisal my boss from Domino's? Have you ever felt as high as him? No, cause You haven't been that high. *Laughs uncontrollably*"
- Mauricio Escobar
To summarize, we can see that wuria county is a place you enter when you're fucking high.
"Bro, I think I've entered Wuria County bro."
The western suburbs of Saint Louis, Missouri. Towns include Ballwin, Chesterfield, Des Peres, Ellisville, Eureka, and Wildwood.
People from here are usually easy to spot. Look for men with sock and sunglass tans. The women usually sport short hairdo's that went out of style 8 years ago everywhere else but Missouri. The girls look like A&F ho's and the boys like they are auditioning for an LFO reunion concert. The teens can often being heard saying "that's gay" while loitering at the Torrid store.
Other traits include the love of jesus, mc mansions, believing the world is only 2,000 years old, and that the planet is their's to shit all over. They love republicanism and are scared of anyone that doesn't look like, think like, or act like them (you know who you are, black kid behind the Orange Julius counter).
I would rather give myself a circumcision with a KFC spork than live in west county.
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The second wealthiest county in the U.S. only surpassed by the county that Jupiter Bay, Florida is in. However if the cities Garden Grove and Santa Ana were eliminated from the OC, we would be the wealthiest county. By the way that crap about north oc being ghetto is preposterous. North O.C. is more refined like East Coast Prep, fresh from the Hamptons. We are more restrained and understated, the true elegance in massive wealth. Look up Villa Park, Cowan Heights, Orange Park Acres, Copa de Oro, North Tustin, and Anaheim Hills, all in North County where the average family income is $284,843, surpassing Newport's meager $185,335 (with all the old retirees)
I lived in South County, in Coto de Caza when people were nicer; now the tacky drunk rich kids are there, so we've moved north to Copa de Oro.
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CONNECTICUT
Fairfield is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unforutunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Their beach area is a great place to party and it's a great town to go to college in (Sacred Heart and Fairfield University). Again, Fairfield has forgot about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.
Westport is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Southport. Westport is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.
Ever since the deindustrialization of Bridgeport, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Eventhough local government has attempted to clean up the city, Fairfield County considers Bridgeport dirty place we're crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.
As bad as Bridgeport is, Norwalk takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Norwalk has some nicer areas where it starts to border Westport and this is the area most Norwalkers like to pride themselves on... but we all know Norwalk sucks, it's Stamford's ugly sister.
No one really cares much about the other towns but in case you're interested, here's a list.
Bethel
Bridgeport
Brookfield
Danbury
Darien
Fairfield
Greenwich
Monroe
New Canaan
New Milford
New Fairfield
Newtown
Norwalk
Redding
Ridgefield
Shelton
Stamford
Stratford
Trumbull
Westport
Weston
Wilton
Westchester
Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Fairfield County.
Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:
- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping
Lastely note: All laurelton girls are sluts
Guy: "Wow... you must be rich, you're from Fairfield County!"
His Friend: "Nah... I'm friend Bridgeport."
Guy: "Oh..."
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A small town in Georgia in the middle of no where and you can't get service and people date their cousins.
"Where you live?"
"Brantley County"
"Wow, how can you stand to live there? Do you date your cousin?"
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