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A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.
“If you see the Cuban Poolboy around anywhere, hide yo girl”
The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.
Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!
You: 😬
Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.
Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's
Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!
Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday
Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.
Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.