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In September 3 everyone let's appreciate tomboys existence for they give us happiness and smiles
"Hey its Tomboy Day! You know what it means."
"Hell yeah! Let's start this very awesome day!"
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The act of consuming mass quantities of alcohol during the daytime - e.g. the hours between waking up and roughly 5pm.
E: "Dude, what's up?"
J: "Duuude, I'm so hammered!"
E: "It's 5 pm, man - didn't you go to work today?"
J: "Naw, called in sick. Me and Brett have been day raging over at his place since like 10am."
E: "Well, I guess you can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning."
"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash, 'Sunday Morning Coming Down'
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A Canary Day is a colloquial expression for a day of immense slothfulness, rest, or otherwise inhibition to perform the daily duties and routine of ones life. Often it is associated with drug use, abnormal sleeping schedules, and containment in a closed space for the entirety or majority of the day.
"I just had a 'Canary Day' week. I was so stressed from last week's work that I just couldn't focus on anything this week!"
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Used as a substitute for 'half day' in the context of attending work. The purpose is to be vague, so as to not obligate yourself to actually being present for at least half the work day.
He's taking a partial day today, so he'll probably show up at 3pm and leave at 5.
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The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
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A day off school in England which is mainly used for sleeping and eating or seeing friends
Its used for teacher training
Girl 1: OMG its an INSET day on friday!! lets go shopping!!
Girl 2: OMG yes!!!!
This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.
While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.