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Ham Salad

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

by nhra3471 March 30, 2008


ham in the oven

Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.

"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"

by smashley p December 16, 2013


Jesus Ham

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

by Biddy March 12, 2005


Pressed Hams

Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.

Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams

by dixon maface June 01, 2003


Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.

After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.

by El Presidente 69 March 01, 2022


Fam-Ham

to get hammered as a family...most applicable around christmas time

Its Christmas eve lets get fam-hammed!

by mb9 December 25, 2009


Hang Ham

a vagina that has large labia witch hang down like slices of ham

that girls labia are huge

she got hang ham!

by boxheadofrushden March 06, 2011