naked dancing llama

An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.

I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!

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Calm a llama down

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.

Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!

Awkward Llama-tree

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".

Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*

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Evil Demon Llama

One of the most powerful of all the demons. It has great strength, large fangs, fire breath, laser vision, bat-like wings, and deadly farts.
Its weaknesses are plaid, paisley, lemons, and bright colors.
Their ach enemies are the Unicorns, who are disguised as gazelle in Wisconsin.

AHHHHH the evil demon llamas are attacking!

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rocks the llamas ass

The greatest compliment anyone or thing can be given.

This saying originates from a Wesely Willis album at the time of publication he was 39 and a schitzophrenic man. He had several albums and he really rocked the llamas ass.

Thanks for the present it rocks the llamas ass!

I think you rock the llamas ass!

That concert rocked the llamas ass!

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Invisible Pet Llama

The Invisible Pet Llama is a creature native to San Mateo, CA. The Invisible Pet Llama has been known to migrate to Arizona for long periods of time before returning to its natural habitat. The Invisible Pet Llama can be identified by its frolicking in meadows and persisitant dancing. The diet of Invisible Pet Llama's consists largely of Monster energy drink and magic.

The Invisible Pet Llama frolicked in Edwonya Meadow

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Pizza Llama

The Pizza Llama's are the members of maryland hip hop collective, Coulture de Lagoon

The Pizza Llama's make art dats da shyt its tyt

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