Yo you need to buy some of that jive loaf from Smokey. That shit is the bomb
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A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and donβt flush.
I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.
Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.
That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldnβt stand.
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To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.
This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.
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A male who eats dragonflys wings and sucks toes.
Tom: "Yo man last night me and my girl had wicked fun. I sucked her toes and them we went to the swap and ate some dragonflys wings."
Hank: "Dude, your such a Tofa Loaf."
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When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.
Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.
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A loaf that swims in the sea and sucks up all the bacteria
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1. To get into a relationship
2. To fall in love
3. To get picked up
4. Smashed & pressed together like a piece of bread before you cook it
On brand with being βcuffedβ
βIβm trying to get loafed up like a piece of breadβ
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