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The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo
Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.
Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won
Me: how much?
Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
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a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death
what happened to jimmy?
he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(
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The smaller brother (bro) of the McDonald's Big Mac. Instead of ordering the more expensive Big Mac ($3.25) spring for the Bro Mac which consists of the following: Double cheese burger off the dollar menu, add lettuce, add Big Mac sauce. This puts your Bro Mac at roughly around $1.60. Sure, it may not have the sesame seed bun, but it's still just as satisfying.
-"Yo after seeing that Big Mac commercial, I got the jonesn' for one of them jawns, but I'm running low on cash!!"
-"No worries man well swing by McD's and grab a Bro Mac, same stuff just mad cheaper!"
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Mac users who realize that their precious macs are glorified paper weights.
My friend came over and saw me running a multitude of programs on my PC that his mac can't keep up with and told me the Mac Envy is starting to rise.
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1) Nickname given to NBA superstar Tracy McGrady #1 of the Houston Rockets, after attending adidas ABCD camp following his junior year in high school.
2) Name of Tracy McGrady's signature basketball footwear and apparel line from his lifetime sponsorship with adidas.
3) The name for the shoes made for, worn, and endorsed by Tracy McGrady by adidas.
1) "Damn son, T-MAC dropped 13 points in 35 seconds on the Spurs, that nigga is incredible. Best baller alive!"
Note: The Spurs went on that year (04-05) to become NBA World Champions
2) See the official website: http://www.adidas.com/
Go to Sports and find Tracy McGrady.
3) "Snap yo, that playa stylin those pimp new T-MAC 5s. That junk got the real court wood on the back and underneath with Tracy McGrady's signature laser etched!"
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Consists of eating mac and cheese, then going to sleep.
Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna catch the game tonight?
Guy2: Nah, I'm exhausted. I'm about to mac & crash.
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A sudden urge to eat a McDonald's Big Mac. Satisfying too many mac attacks leads to diabetes. And the fatness.
I feel a mac attack coming on.
That fatass looks like he's had one too many mac attacks.
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