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Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.
Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.
An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.
Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"
Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.
2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.
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MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.
*does finger flappy thing*
RUUUN AWAY !
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when you meet a really horny canadian
i just met this really cool moose fucker
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to obtain trim on a date, to get laid
Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.
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A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:
1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea
"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."
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