Club Penguin

A dating site for 6-8 year olds.

"Omg! My boyfriend said the heart emoticon to me on Club Penguin! I think he wants to Netflix and chill!"

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Pittsburgh Penguins

(noun) - a hockey team based in Pittsburgh, owned by Mario Lemieux who saved the franchise on multiple occasions. Winner of the 2009 Stanley Cup, defeating Detroit in 7 games. Made it to the Stanley Cup Finals in 2008, only to lose to Detroit, 4 games to 2. Eastern Conference Champions two consecutive years in a row, in 2008 and 2009.

DAMN! Those Pittsburgh Penguins are pretty much dom squad.

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sexy penguin

First, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth. The female proceeds to spit the ejaculate in the male's ass. The male then stands up, holding the ejaculate firmly in his butthole, waddles around then releases the ejaculate in the female's mouth.

Jim likes to sexy penguin with his girl.

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Penguin fucker

Someone, who either while high, drunk, or occasionaly sober, wishes to have sex with a penguin.

Devon is such a penguin fucker, did you see what he did to that plushie?

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Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

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Penguin Revolution

The theory of Dressing up the arts. It is bringing music back to an intelligent medium. It means returning to roots like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, Tupac and Dylan, and rethinking alternative music and grunge. The new era is crisp and has meaning. Also "Penguinization".

Fuck "My Humps" and "london bridges"- Did you see Dave Mathews Band? Thats the Penguin Revolution right there.

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penguin hall

an all girls school in wenham, massachusetts. the girls there are either drug addicts or gay, or both. roaming the halls you'll find girls crying, complaining about being forced to come here, and an occasional juul that the vice principal finds on the floor and does nothing about. it's supposedly saint john's prep's sister school, but you know damn well they don't want penguin hall.

Bottom line, with a dropout rate like theirs... uhhh nevermind! Send your girl to penguin hall!

penguin hall is where straight people go to die.

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