Random
Source Code
Random
A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town
"Yo let's go get some killer pot dude" "let's go to Santa Cruz then"
An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!
Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.
A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.
little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.
Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.
little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.
An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.
I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!
When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.