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When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.
Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.
When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.
Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday
When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it
"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"
A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.
"You look pretty today"
"You were so good this time!"
"I had fun with you tonight"
"This is such a good picture of you!"
"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)
"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*